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| Hey dudes, check out this video. It is very interesting.
http://www.break.com/index/tough-to-argue.html | | |
| OH SNAP!
Me and Chris are starting a project. It's going to involve writing a book. It's going to be about a funny little topic, the UNDERSTANDING THE REAL MAN. We're going to have a bunch of little chapters explaining what is it real men don't do and why. So, xanga readers (the whole 2 of you), I need your help. I need topics for these little chapters. So far, we have come up with:
Real men don't:
read the manual, ask for directions, shave their legs, wear tights, cry, go shopping, don't carry purses, wear sweater vests, cook (unless succeeded by -out), write poetry, watch chick flicks, wear makeup, go to the doctor, say please/thank you because they never need to ask for help, come from France, nickname their penis, use wiper blades, get stopped for traffic violations, use umbrellas, wear Speedos, drink "juice" or "tea", tuck in their shirts, rub it when it hurts, back away from a challenge...
Real men:
only eat meat, skip the book and watch the movie, would rather watch football on TV than have a romantic dinner with their wife, only watch real sports, only watch football, own a huntin' dog, hunt not fish, wear the pants, stand in the alley way drinking Buds with their buds, wear boxers, own a gun, only have one six-pack and it's in the fridge, trade in for two hot new rides at midlife--one red, the other blonde, use their hands, own at least 10 power tools, settle scores with rock/paper/scissors...
There's also going to be a statement early in the book that informs the readers a little about the book and this very informative note.
Intro Clause
Real men will of course ignore any rules of etiquette if the end result includes sex.
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So here's a hypothetical topic I threw together.
"Real men don't read the manual. They just go ahead and put the stupid barbeque together on their own. In fact, if there are pieces left over, that only means that you have found a more efficient way of putting your project together. I mean, who needs a manual anyway? Those things are completely worthless (except for starting fires and cushioning, what else would you use it for?) If you are a man and you read the manual, you are not a REAL MAN"
Of course it would sound much nicer and be hilarious to boot. I can't wait to start this project. | | |
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| The Horror
Dingting Wang
A horror hated by all that know it well,
The bloody demon haunting every heart.
In pain and fear we meager students dwell,
Since mortals can not stand what fiends impart.
From hellish realms of yore it lurks and waits,
Its final shape and form not yet complete.
An army of imps are giving it all the traits
For it to cause our swift and sore defeat.
It will arrive to dampen countless souls,
A horrid end, eternal death, alas.
It all that will apply for kind paroles,
The evil being shall send its special wrath.
Despair is found wherever it confines,
Rejection letters rule our feeble minds. | | |
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